Joke #1- In toilet

Santa called a radio jockey.
Santa- Hello!
RJ- Hello. Thank you for calling us
Santa- Kya meri aawaz pura desh sun raha hai?
RJ- Ji han bilkul
Santa- Kya meri behen jo apne kamre mein radio sun rahi hai vo bhi?
RJ (gusse mein)- Ji han
Santa- Reshma agar tum meri aawaz sun rahi ho to please motor chala do main upar chhat par hu.... toilet mein. Paani khatam ho gaya hai. Tumhara phone switch off aa raha hai. Please jaldi ho

Santa rockkssss.....The whole world shockkksssss...

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